Comedy Waltz
Fairground Attraction
[Intro] [Verse 1] I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight A couple of beers and a comedy waltz tonight Small minded people at the place where I work There’s small minded people all over the world So I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight [Verse 2] Tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes Please tell me a joke so that I can laugh till I cry I’ve heard the news and it’s always the same Never any laughs just trouble again So tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes [Chorus] There’s something that I can’t quite put my finger on About a clockwork monkey beating a drum But any time I have seen such a thing There’s something inside of me knows what it means [Bridge] I want to learn how to dance I want to spin [Chorus] There’s something that I can’t quite put my finger on About a clockwork monkey beating a drum But any time I have seen such a thing There’s something inside of me knows what it means I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight A couple of beers and a comedy waltz tonight Yes I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight