So Much Better

Pick up the god dang phone Bitch where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say? I wasn’t at the studio! Bitch what’d you do screw Dre? You went there looking for me? Uh that excuse is too lame Keep playing me you’re gonna end up with a huge goose egg You fake lying slut you never told me you knew drake Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs? You try to flip this on me? If I spent more time with you you say Ok yeah Iâ??m coo-coo hey? Well screw you And Iâ??d be the third person who screwed you today Oh four? Dre Drake Lupe? Uh touche   You were too two-faced for me Thought you was my number one true Blue Ace but you ain’t And I can see you and you make that little boo-boo face Cause I’m hanging up this phone boo you make my fucking blutooth ache You feeling blue too late Go smurf yourself You make me wanna smurfing puke blue kool aid Here’s what you say to someone you hate Refrão My life’d be so much better   If you just dropped dead (dead) Cm   I was laying in bed last night thinking And this thought just popped in my head And I thought... wouldn’t shit just be a lot easier   If you dropped dead (dead) I would feel so (so) Much (much) Better (better) Think I just relapsed this bitch pushed me over the brink Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go Cause I told them Iâ??m only driving drunk cause that bitch drove me to drink I’m back on my fuck hoes but a whole new hatred for blondes But bias? I hate all bitches the same baby come on Excuse the pun But bitch you’re such a broad statement And I’m channeling my anger through every single station it’s on Cause a woman broke my he-art I say he-art Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts and threw it in the garbage Who do you think you are? Bitch guess it’s time for me to get the dust off and pick myself up off the carpet   But I’ll never say the L-word again I la-la-la-la Lesbian! Ah! I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest My life would be so much better if you just Refrão My life’d be so much better   If you just dropped dead (dead) Cm   I was laying in bed last night thinking And this thought just popped in my head And I thought... Wouldn’t shit just be a lot easier   If you dropped dead (dead) I would feel so (so) Much (much) Better (better) Cause you told me   You’d love me   Forever Bitch that was a lie Now I never Wanted someone to die So bad in my fucking life But fuck it thereâ??s other fish in the sea And I’mma have a whale of a time Being a single sailor for the night Bitch on a scale of 1 to 10 shit I must be the holy grail of catches Hoe I got an oscar attached to my fucking name (great) I might hit the club find a chick that’s tailor made for me Say fuck it kick some shots back get hammered and nail her These bitches tryna get attached but they’re failing To latch onto the tail Of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer Like I’m itching to get hitched... yeah I’m rich as a bitch But bitches ain’t shit and I’d rather leave a bitch in a ditch Bitch you complain when you listen to this But you still throw yourself at me that’s what I call pitching a bitch That’s why I’m swinging at this chicks on sight Long as I got a bat and two balls it’s foul but my dick’s on strike So all that love shit is null and void Bitch I’m a droid I avoid cupid stupid if it wasn’t for blowjobs you’d be unemployed     Oi oi oi Man oh man You boy boy boys getting sick at these girls girls girls Oink oink oink you fucking pigs all you good boys doink doink doink I got ninety nine problems and the bitch ain’t one She’s all ninety nine of them I need a machine gun I take ’em all out I hope you hear this song And go into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack And just drop dead And I’mma throw a fucking party after this cause yes! Refrão My life’d be so much better   If you just dropped dead (I hate you!) Cm   I was laying in bed last night thinking And this thought just popped in my head (you made me this way!) And I thought... Wouldn’t shit just be a lot easier   If you dropped dead (dead) I would feel so (so) Much (much) Better (better) I’m just playing bitch you know I love you