Just loose it

Down down down  down down down  down down down  down! Ok guess who’s back?  back again Shady’s back tell a friend whaaaaaaaa Now everyone report to the dance floor to the dance floor to the dance floor                                             NC Now everyone report to the dance floor alright stop   pajama time Come here little kiddies on my lap guess who’s back with a brand new rap? And I don’t mean rap as in a new case of child investigate and accusate (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) No worries papa’s got a brand new bag of toys what else could I possibly do to make noise? I done touched on everything but little boys That’s not a stab at Michael that’s just a metaphor I’m just psycho I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good God dip do a little slide bend down touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor like TP for my bunghole and it’s cool if you let one go Nobody’s gonna know who’d hear it?  give a little "poot poot" it’s ok! fart Oops my cd just skipped and everyone just heard you let one rip Now I’m gonna make you dance it’s your chance yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl girl you know you’re my world Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) oh baby (ha-ha) oo baby baby (ha-ha) Well it’s Friday and it’s my day just to party all the way to Sunday Maybe ’til Monday I dunno what day every day’s just a holiday Crusin’ on the freeway feelin’ kinda breezy got the top down lettin’ my hair blow I dunno where I’m goin’ all I know is when I get there someone’s gonna "touch my body" Excuse me Miss I don’t mean to sound like a jerk But I’m feelin’ just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? Spit on me maybe gouge my eyes out? (yeah) Now what’s your name girl?  what’s your sign?  "man you must be up out your mind" Dre! (ha-ha) beer goggles blind I’m just tryin to unwind now I’m I’m gonna make you dance it’s your chance yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl girl you know you’re my world Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) oh baby (ha-ha) oo baby baby (ha-ha) It’s Tuesday and I’m locked up I’m in jail and I don’t know what happened They say I was running butt naked down the street screaming ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Well I’m sorry I don’t remember all I know is this much I’m not guilty They said save it boy we gotcha you on tape yellin’ at an old lady touch my body      /G Now this is the part where the rap breaks down it gets real intense no one makes a sound                                             /Eb                           /D Everything looks like it’s 8 Mile now the beat comes back and everybody lose themselves Snap back to reality look it’s B. Rabbit yo you signed me up to battle I’m a grown man Chubba chubba chubba  chubba chubba chubbie I don’t have any lines to go right here so chubba Teletubbie! Fella’s (what?) fella’s (what?) grab your left nut make your right one jealous (what?) Black girls white girls skinny girls fat girls tall girls small girls I’m callin’ all girls Everyone report to the dance floor it’s your chance for a little romance or Butt squeezin’ it’s the season just go (ha-ha-ha-ha) it’s so appeasin’ I’m gonna make you dance it’s your chance yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl girl you know you’re my world Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) oh baby (ha-ha) oo baby baby (ha-ha) Ummmmmm touch my body ummmmmm touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body               e-3---3-----3------3---------------------------------------- B-3---3-----3------3---------------------------------------- G-3---3-----3------3---------------------------------------- D-5---5-----5------5---------------------------------------- A-5---x-----x------3---------------------------------------- E-3---5-----6-----------------------------------------------