Us Male

Capo on 1 I’m a U.S. Male cause I was born In a Mississippi town on a Sunday morn Now Mississippi just happens to occupy a place In the southeastern portion of this here United States Now that’s a matter of fact buddy And you know it well So I just call myself the U.S. Male That’s M--L- son that’s me Now I said all that to say all this I’ve been watching the way you’ve been watching my miss For the last three weeks you been hot on her trail And you kinda upset this U.S. Male You touch her once with your greasy hands I’m gonna stretch your neck like a long rubber band She’s wearing a ring that I bought her on sale And that makes her the property of this U.S. Male You better not mess with the U.S. Male my friend The U.S. Male gets mad he’s gonna do you in You know what’s good for yourself son You better find somebody else son Don’t tamper with the property of the U.S. Male Through the rain and the heat and the sleet and the snow The U.S. Male is on his toes Quit watching my woman for that ain’t wise You ain’t pulling no wool over this boy’s eyes I catch you round my woman champ I’m gonna leave your head about the shape of a stamp Kinda flattened out so you’ll do well To quit playing games with this U.S. Male Sock it to me one time All right now   I’m gonna tell it like it is son I catch you messing round with that woman of mine I’m gonna lay one on ya you’re talking to the U.S. Male The American U.S. Male