The Lady Loves Me

She loves me she loves me not She loves me she loves me not                                                   5                      She loves me she loves me she loves me The lady loves me and it showes         In spite of the way she turns up  her nose         I`m her ideal her heart desire       Under that ice she`s burning like fire She`d like to cuddle up to me                                         dim                           She`s playing hard to get The lady loves me but she doesn`t know it yet.                                 The gentleman has svoir-faire           As much as an elephant or a bear                   I`d like to take him for a spin        Back to the zoo to visit his kin              as a soggy cigarette                                                                                  /        Bb/Gm/Cm/F7 The lady loathes him but he doesn`t know it yet The lady`s got a crush on me         The gentleman`s crazy obviously The lady`s dying to be kissed     The gentleman needs a psychiatrist I`d rather kiss a rattlesnake                       dim Or play Russian roulette The lady loves me but she doesn`t know it yet                    She`s falling fast she`s on the skids       Both of his heads are flipping their lids Tonight she`ll hold me in her arms           I`d rather be holding hydrogen bombs Will someone tell this Romeo              dim I`m not his Juliet The lady loves me but she doesn`t know it yet                    She want me Like poison ivy Needs me Like a hole in the head Everyone can see she`s got it bad             e e`s mad!! The gentleman is an egotist I`m simply aware I`m hard to resist     can learn to hate I`rather dine with Frankenstein                     dim In a moonlight tete-a-tete The lady loves me but she doesn`t know it yet                   Oh yes she loves me    Dig that shrinking violet        Oh she really loves me get She lo-lo-loves me Would you like to make bet              I said the lady loves me The gentleman`s all wet