Wave A White Flag

Take off your shoes hang    up your   wings Stack up the chairs roll up the rug Savor the things that sobriety brings Drain   in    the  last  from a jug But when I hit the bottle there’s no tellin’ what I’ll do ’Cause something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue I can’t resist you I  can’t  wait To twist your loving arms ’til you capitulate Beat me in the kitchen and I’ll beat you in the hall There’s nothing I love better than a free for all To take your pretty neck and see which way it  bends But when it is all over we will still be friends Wave a white  flag put away the pistol Too many people just can’t get kissed But if there’s nothin’ I can do to make amends   baby Hope you don’t mur-der me Oh was it all right or was it  o--kay I’ll make it all up to you someday Oh but you didn’t have to laugh that way Oh no you didn’t have to laugh that way    Wave a white  flag put away the pistol Too many people just can’t get kissed But if there’s nothin’ I can do to make amends   baby Hope you don’t mur-der me