Oh Wyoming
Elliott Murphy
Oh Wyoming - Elliott Murphy visit www.elliottmurphy.com Intro: -----------------------| -----------------------| D------0----------0h3p0-| A-0h3-----0h3-0h3-------| -----------------------| She said I get outta work about quarter past five You can pick me up you can gimme a ride Meet me on the corner where nobody can see I got a husband who loves me but he don’t like me Take me for a drink at the Medicine Bow I got a pair of new boots that I’m dying to show Pop in a cassette - head out for Rock Springs Richard Ford wrote a book - you believe that thing O Wyoming O Wyoming You can take me out for dinner if you got it in ya There’s a truck stop I love Little America When the traffic thins out we’ll hit the high desert air Pull over to the side you won’t believe you’re anywhere If you got the balls you can strip off your clothes Roll in the bauxite like an Eskimo Eskimo no that wasn’t right I meant like some Indian whose not afraid to turn white O Wyoming O Wyoming Promise me by Salt Lake we can turn around Too much religion for me in that town Lotta people go south spend the weekend in Denver Come back with a bumper sticker right on their fender Born in Cheyenne under the Capitol dome I got an air stream trailer that I call home I wear a lot of makeup and I got two cats That husband of mine never know where I’m at O Wyoming O Wyoming Now if you were the one I’d say screw em all Can you spare me one of your ol’ Pall Malls? The store opens at nine and I gotta be there Can I borrow your rearview to comb my hair? If you need a shirt you know where to come Around Rodeo time it ain’t a lotta fun The tourists ride around shooting fake six shooters And the city cowgirls with their pushed up hooters O Wyoming O Wyoming What I’d really like to do is do nothing at all Watch the Price is Right and old Lucille Ball Six o’clock news I go and fix me a drink Starving babies make my heart starts to sink Bosnia and Somalia that’s a long way long way off I know a girl in Jackson Hole who died of a cough I knew you was wild when you walked in the door And dancing the two step all over the floor O Wyoming O Wyoming Now I like a man who dances nothing wrong with that And long as he’s not wearing no cowboy hat My husband and I we got an agreement If he don’t catch me he don’t throw me on the cement Believe it or not I get so tired of talking I better stop smoking or I won’t stop hawking Come on save your money for when you in bad luck Here’s my number - now keep it handy in your truck O Wyoming O Wyoming
