Never As Old As You

Song:           Never As Old As You Artist:         Elliott Murphy Album:          Night Lights Tabbed by:      Javier de la Fuente [Verse] I heard you say you were notorious and glorious Well I say that’s a funny name For a girl I went to high school with Who used to give me lunch time change And show all the boys the back seats of your daddy’s car I can’t believe your stories Nobody grows that far [Chorus] And you lied and I cried I was mystified When I was 16 yes its true But there’s one thing that I’m sure of I’ll never be as old as you [Verse] I got a parakeet missionary among canaries Who always tells the same dirty joke About he holy ghost and his roman gang The time they did too much coke An walked around holy city laughing at statutes of saints I told my bird to quit it Canaries usually faint [Chorus] And you lied and I cried I was mystified When I was 16 yes its true But there’s one thing that I’m sure of I’ll never be as old as you [Verse] I get local delivery of your misery Even the milkman leaves a note And the neighbors sure were very shocked About your drawbridge and your moat I mean once a night is enough for all that chivalry stuff Baby put down your armor Your pokers only a bluff [Chorus] And you lied and I cried I was mystified When I was 16 yes its true But there’s one thing that I’m sure of I’ll never be as old as you [Outro] And you lied and I cried I was mystified When I was 16 yes its true But there’s one thing that I’m sure of I’ll never never never never be as old as you