New Man

N.C.                I heard he spent five hundred pounds on jeans Goes to the gym at least six times a week Wears boat shoes with no socks on his feet And I hear he's on a new diet and watches what he eats He's got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached Owns every single Ministry CD Tribal tattoos and he don't know what it means But I heard he makes you happy so that's fine by me But still I'm just keepin' it real Still lookin' at your Instagram and I'll be creepin' a lil' I'll be tryin' not to double tap from way back 'Cause I know that's where the trouble's at Let me remind you of the days when you used to hold my hand And when we sipped champagne outta cider cans I guess if you were Lois Lane I wasn't Superman Just a young boy tryin' to be loved so let me give it to you   I don't wanna know about your new man 'Cause if it was meant to be You wouldn't be callin' me up tryin' to -- 'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me   I don't wanna know about your new man   We'll get there eventually I know you're missin' all this kind of love But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me N.C.             Your new man rents a house in the 'burb And wears a man bag on his shoulder but I call it a purse Every year he goes to Málaga with all the fellas Drinks beer but has a six pack I'm kinda jealous He wears sunglasses indoors in winter at nighttime And every time a rap song comes on he makes a gang sign Says (Cheya!) boy dem light up the room But enough about him girl let's talk about you You were the type of girl who sat beside the water readin' Eatin' a packet of crisp but you will never find you cheatin' Now you're eatin' kale hittin' the gym Keepin' up with Kylie and Kim in the back of the club kissin' a boy that ain't him N.C.        Okay you need to be alone And if you wanna talk about it you can call my phone I just thought I would tell you 'cause you oughta know N.C. You're still a young girl tryin' to be loved so let me give it to you   I don't wanna know about your new man 'Cause if it was meant to be You wouldn't be callin' me up tryin' to -- 'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me   I don't wanna know about your new man   We'll get there eventually I know you're missin' all this kind of love But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me Baby I'm not tryin' to ruin your week But you act so differently When you're with him I know you're lonely Please remember you're still free To make the choice and leave Don't call me up you need to show me   I don't wanna know about your new man 'Cause if it was meant to be You wouldn't be callin' me up tryin' to -- 'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me   I don't wanna know about your new man   We'll get there eventually I know you're missin' all this kind of love But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me   Positive that he don't wanna know about   Positive that he don't wanna know about     I don't wanna know a- about your new man