Kiss Me Im Faced
Dropkick Murphys
Capo 3 Standard Tuning Kiss me I’m Shitfaced I play in a band We’re the best in the land We’re big in both Chelsea and France I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar There’s a line of chicks waiting for their chance So come on now honey I’ll make you feel pretty These other gals mean nothing to me Let’s finish these drinks and be gone for the night ’Cause I’m more than a handful you’ll see [Chorus] So kiss me I’m shit faced and i’m soaked and i’m soiled and brown in the trousers She kissed me! And I only bought her one round I can bench-press a car I’m an ex-football star With degrees from both Harvard & Yale. Girls just can’t keep up I’m a real love machine. I’ve had far better sex while in jail. I designed the Sears Tower I make 2 grand an hour I cook the world’s best duck flambé I take the pick of the litter Girls jockey for me I don’t need these lines to get laid So kiss me I’m shitfaced and i’m soaked and i’m soiled and brown in the trousers She kissed me! And I only bought her one round I’m a man of the night A real lady’s delight. See my figure was chizzled from stone. One more for the gal then I’ll escort her home Come last call I’m never alone. I’ve a house on the hill with a red water bed That puts Hugh Hefner’s mansion to shame. With girls by the pool & Italian sports cars I’m just here in this dump for the game. So kiss me I’m shitfaced I’m soaked I’m soiled & brown. In the trousers she kissed me & I only bought her one round. N.C Eh fuck it. Who am I shittin? I’m a pitiful sight And I ain’t all that bright. I’m definitely not chiseled from stone. I’m a cheat & a liar No woman’s desire I’ll probly die cold & alone. Faster But just give me a chance ’Cuz deep down inside I swear I got a big heart of gold. I’m a monogamous man no more one night stands Come on honey lemme’ take you home. So kiss me I’m shit faced I’m soaked I’m soiled and brown. In the trousers she kissed me and I only bought her one round. So kiss me I’m shit faced I’m soaked I’m soiled and brown. In the trousers (it was tiny!) and I only bought her one round. So kiss me I’m shit faced I’m soaked I’m soiled and brown. In the trousers she kissed me and I only bought her one round.