First Class Loser

======================================  Dropkick Murphys - First Class Loser ====================================== No capo [Intro] [Verse] Have you ever had a family Or a friend that drove you crazy A foe or a neighbour Who’s obnoxious rude or lazy? The type of guy you’d cross six lanes Of traffic to avoid He’s always got his handout He’s wicked unemployed [Verse] You can’t ditch him you can’t lose him There is no place you can hide He’s a boy he’s a jerk He’s everything that you despise But you can’t just tune him out Because he’s too loud to ignore When he shows up at your house You kill the lights and hit the floor [Chorus] Cause he’s a first class loser He’s a first class loser He’s a first class loser Which nobody can deny He’s a first class loser He’s not my type of guy [Interlude] [Verse] His personality is impervious To reason or suggestion He can’t take a hint And he always stays his welcome He’s nobody’s friend Yeah he’s hated by all races He only cares about himself He parks in handicap spaces [Chorus] Cause he’s a first class loser He’s a first class loser He’s a first class loser I stab him in the eye He’s a first class loser He’s not my type of guy [Bridge] We’ve all got some loser in us But it ain’t a full time job I may be a little difficult But I’m not a total nob I wanna hit him bite him fight him Punch him watch him as he falls I’m gonna trash him kick him Scratch him clove him Smash him in the balls [Chorus] He’s a first class loser He’s a first class loser He’s a first class loser Which nobody can deny He’s a first class loser He’s not my type of guy He’s a first class loser He makes me wanna cry He’s a first class loser I wouldn’t miss him if he died (Oh hell no) (What what? Come on. You know what I’m saying.)