My Parties

Intro:   /       /         /         Well this is my back yard - my back gate     I hate to start my parties late     Here’s the party cart - ain’t that great?     That ain’t the best part baby - just wait     That a genuine weathervane - it moves with the breeze Em                                    Portable hammock baby - who needs trees     It’s casual entertaining - we aim to please          At my parties     Check out the shingles - it’s brand new     Excuse me while I mingle - hi how are you     Hey everybody - let me give you a toast     This one’s for me - the host with the most     /         /        /          /     It’s getting a trifle colder - step inside my home     That’s a brass toilet tissue holder with its own telephone     That’s a musical doorbell - it don’t ring I ain’t kiddin’     It plays america the beautiful and tie a yellow ribbon     Boy this punch is a trip - it’s o.k. in my book     Here take a sip - maybe a little heavy on the fruit     Ah here comes the dip - you may kiss the cook     Let me show you honey - it’s easy - look     You take a fork and spike ’em - say did you try these?     So glad you like ’em - the secret’s in the cheese     It’s casual entertaining - we aim to please           At my parties     Now don’t talk to me about the polar bear     Don’t talk to me about the ozone layer     Ain’t much of anything these days even the air     They’re running out of rhinos - what do I care?     Let’s hear it for the dolphin - let’s hear it for the trees     Ain’t running out of nothing in my deep freeze     It’s casual entertaining - we aim to please          At my parties   (do what you please)