Bubba Hyde

Intro:   Verse1:                                                         Barney works down at the A&P drives a baby blue AMC         ain’t missed a day of work in 13 years he’s a fire dept. volunteer         he’s got a yard that’s always just been mowed         collected stamps since he was 10 years old         you never seen a more regular guy           but when the sun goes down on Friday night         slaps on his Hai Karate aftershave         puts on his Elvis jacket custom made         gets in his patent leather zebra boots         fires up his Super Sport Malibu         he burns that rubber ’cross the county line         a honky tonkin’ fool ’til closing time         you oughta see him metamorphosize         from Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde         (4 bars intro) Verse2: Monday morning it’s a suit and tie           attention shoppers there’s a two for one buy           Tuesday afternoon he mans the wheel         makes his rounds in the Bookmobile         he’s got a Wednesday night canasta game         Thursday’s a tourney at the bowling lanes         his friends would freak out if they only knew         the party animal he turns into         {Chorus}         you oughta see him metamorphosize         from Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde