You Need A Man Around Here

****** Intro - - - (verse 1) You sure gotta real nice place So don’t take this the wrong way But I can tell by your decorating taste You’ve been alone too long You got more candles than a midnight mass That fancy mirror adds a touch of class Do you know how good a mounted bass would look there on that wall (chorus) You need a man around here Can’t do it all by yourself To me it’s painfully clear You could use a little help SOmeone to kill the spiders TO change the channel and drink the beer Seems to me that you sure need a man around here (lead - - - - - - - ) (verse 2) Thumbin through your stack of magazines Don’t see a Maxim or Field of Streams I haven’t been in a room this clean Since they took my appendix out You’ve got to be kidding me Don’t tell me that thing is your T.V. my laptop’s gotta bigger screen Ahh babe there ain’t no doubt (chorus) You need a man around here Can’t do it all by yourself To me it’s painfully clear You could use a little help SOmeone to kill the spiders TO change the channel and drink the beer Seems to me that you sure need a man around here (lead - - - - - - -            - - - ) (chorus) SOmeone to kill the spiders TAnd by the way you’re out of beer Seems to me that you sure need a man around here Yea it Seems to me that you sure need a man around here Outro - - -