I'm Still A Guy

Intro:                 When you see a deer you see Bambi   I see antlers up on the wall    You see a lake you think picnics and I see    A large mouth up under that log    You’re probably thinking that you’re gonna change me    In some ways well maybe you might    Scrub me down dress me up oh well no matter what    Remember I’m still a guy    When you see a priceless French painting   I see a drunk naked girl    You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy    And I’d like to give it a whirl    Love makes a man do some things he aint proud of    And in a weak moment I might    Walk your sissy dog hold your purse at the mall    But remember I’m still a guy    And I’ll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car    Write a love song that makes you cry    Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground    Cause he copped a feel as you walked by    I can hear you now talking to your friends   Saying yea girls he’s come a long way    From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club    And building a fire in a cave    When you say a backrub means only a backrub    Then you swat my hand when I try    Well now what can I say at the end of the day    Honey I’m still a guy    And I’ll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car    Write a love song that makes you cry    Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground    Cause he copped a feel as you walked by    These days there’s dudes getting facials   Manicured waxed and botoxed    With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands     You can’t grip a tackle box    Yea with all of these men lining up to get neutered    It’s hip now to be feminized    I don’t highlight my hair I’ve still got a pair    Yea Honey I’m still a guy    And my eyebrows ain’t plucked    There’s a gun in my truck    Oh thank God I’m still a guy