If Love Was A Plane

               She’s 98 pounds workin down at the Dairy Queen     With an Olgivie home perm and braces   And he’s long-haired no job and just 19      They got a baby on the way    And they’re off to the races in    Love    Look at em go   Now what in the world could go wrong   Don’t tell them the odds   It’s Best they don’t know   If love was a plane nobody’d get on   At the Ivy at lunchtime in Beverly hills   The paparazzi are gathered outside   Cause an actor and an actress are having lunch    And according to Extra and Entertainment Tonight They’re in    Love Look at em go   Now what in the world could go wrong   Don’t tell them the odds    It’s best they don’t know   If love was a plane nobody’d get on   Imagine now the pilots voice   On the intercom right before   We leave the ground       Saying folks thanks for flying with us   But there’s a 6 in 10 chance we’re goin down                                             But that’s the strangest thing about this emotion      Even knowing our chances are small                                     c/G   We line up at the gate with our tikets   Thinking somehow we’re different I mean after all we’re in   Love Look at us go   Now what in the world could go wrong   To hell with the odds we’d rather not know   If love was as plane nobody’d get on     Yea if love was a plane nobody’d get on