Cornography

Brad Paisley

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[Intro] N.C. The Grand Old Op’ry Theatre proudly presents: N.C. Cornography N.C. Kung Pao! N.C. Episode two: The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos [Verse] The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty May (Or she may not) A former love and a woman of questionable repute [Verse] So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty And just then they heard a voice sayin: "Hi boys. You lookin’ for these." And the littlest cowboy turned around to see two huge 38s pointed right at his face (Jimmy you can’t say that!) (What? She had huge guns.) Smith and Wesson revolvers Oh boy were they loaded N.C. Cornography [Verse] She’s aiming them right at us (Softer George it’s more effective.) She’s aiming them right at us N.C. Everybody duck! N.C. Not you Jimmy. You stand up normal [Verse] They dropped the money they owed her an’ she bent over to pick it up And oh that moon was beautiful N.C. (Now Jimmy you can’t say that!) Out the window. I couldn’t see it till then George: There were mountains in the way N.C. Cornography [Verse] "You guys are gonna get in trouble for this." That woman sure chaps my… N.C. Ask her out then I think he’s got a little thing for her George N.C. (Louder Bill it’s more effective.) I think he’s got a little thing for her George It’s not THAT little (That was worth a three or four Bill.) N.C. All right Jimmy let’s get serious now [Verse] N.C. So the little cowboy was tryin’ not to act too excited N.C. But when I look at a woman that beautiful it’s hard (Jimmy!!!) What? It’s very difficult I hope they’re not recordin’ this Yeah Ah N.C. Cornography [Verse] An’ I said: "Little cowgirl how would you like a little cowpoke?" "Here we go." Ooh yeah. Need a little buckaroo? N.C. In your dreams short barrel N.C. Bum chicka bow wow Oh my God [Verse] So the Kung Poo Buck..... So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset [Outro] N.C. Tune in next time for more action and romance N.C. Yeah N.C. (Softer George it’s more effective.) N.C. Yeah

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Dans cette chanson, un groupe de cowboys se retrouve dans un saloon à la recherche d'une femme nommée Miss Kitty May, qui a un passé douteux. Leur interaction prend rapidement une tournure comique et inattendue lorsque la « cowgirl » se révèle être bien plus redoutable que prévu, brandissant des revolvers avec assurance. L’atmosphère se remplit de surprises et d’espiègleries, tandis que les cowboys naviguent entre l'attraction et l'humour, se trouvant dans des situations cocasses. L'ambiance évoque le Far West, avec des références à la culture country et à des stéréotypes de cowboys. C'est un mélange d'humour et de romance qui rappelle les westerns classiques, mais avec une touche décalée et moderne. Les personnages sont exagérés et les dialogues, pleins de malice, ajoutent une belle dynamique à l'histoire.

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