Alcohol

I can make anybody pretty I can make you believe any lie I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size Well I've been known to cause a few breakups And I've been known to cause a few births I can make you new friends  or get you fired from work And since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France Been making the bars lots of big money and helping white people dance I got you in trouble in high school But college now that was a ball You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me    Alcoho-o-o-o-l, Alcoho-o-o-o-o-l I got blamed at your wedding reception For your best man's embarrassing speech And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach I've influenced kings and world leaders I helped Hemingway write like he did And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you put that lampshade on your head Cause since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France Been making a fool out of folks just like you and helping white people dance I am medicine and I am poison I can help you up or make you fall You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me Alcohol And since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France Been making the bars lots of big money and helping white people dance I got you in trouble in high school But college now that was a ball You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me Alcoho-o-o-o-l, Alcoho-o-o-o-o-l