Too Fat Polka
Bobby Vinton
This chart is very roughly chorded - feel free to correct it if you feel inclined. Oh I don’t want her you can have her She’s too fat for me She’s too fat for me She’s too fat for me I don’t want her you can have her She’s too fat for me She’s too fat she’s too fat She’s too fat for me I get dizzy I get numbo When I’m dancing With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo She’s a twosome She’s a foursome If she’d lose some I would like her more some Can she prance up a hill? No no no no no Can she dance a quadrille? No no no no no Does she fit in your coupe? By herself she’s a group Could she possibly Sit upon your knee? No no no