Dude Ranch

Blink 182 Dude Ranch 1997 MCA Records Submitted by: Tuning: Standard EADGBe Tracklist: 1.) Pathetic 2.) Voyeur 3.) Dammit 4.) Boring 5.) Dick Lips 6.) Waggy 7.) Enthused 8.) Untitled 9.) Apple Shampoo 10.) Emo 11.) Josie 12.) A New Hope 13.) Degenerate 14.) Lemmings 15.) I’m Sorry ___________________________________________ 1.) Pathetic Key: B Chords used: B/D#   x698xx E      022100 B      x24442 F#     244322 Intro: /    x3 / Verse 1: Mark: I know I’m pathetic I knew when she said it Tom: A loser a bum’s what she called me when I drove her home Mark: There’s no more waiting and sure no more wasting Tom: I’ve done all I can but she still wants to be left alone Mark: You got you got you got to help me out Tom: And I’ll try not to argue Mark: No one no one no one likes a drop out Tom: Mistakes are hard to undo Chorus 1: Mark:    Don’t pull me down this is where I belong Tom: I think I’m different but I’m the same and I’m wrong Mark:    Don’t pull me down this is where I belong tom: I think I’m different this is where I belong Interlude: /    x3 / Verse 2: Mark: I think it’s disgusting believing and trusting Tom: If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove Mark: Although it’s amusing it’s slightly confusing Tom: I’ve done all I can but her ego is still hard to move Mark: You got you got you got to help me out Tom: And I’ll try not to argue Mark: No one no one no one likes a drop out Tom: Mistakes are hard to undo (Repeat Chorus 1) Interlude: /    x4          Chorus 2: Mark:   Don’t pull me down this is where I belong Tom: I think I’m different                   B(hold) this is where I belong __________________________________ 2.) Voyeur Key: C Chords used: C     x32010 Am    x02210 F     133211 G     320003 Verse 1:   And when the day ends I’m sure she feels sorrow   The lonely guy I am I wait for her to change   I’ve been here two days I’ll sure be here tomorrow   I’d eat her all if she were on my dinner plate Chorus: (and I wish)   I wish she’d be more kind now       I’m out of luck cause the shades are pulled down I’ve seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home            Verse 2:   I can’t be too cool in a tree with my pants down   The air is cold and I’ve got splinters in my feet   She caught me once but I don’t think that she cares now Unlike before her view is now blocked by a leaf (Repeat Chorus) Bridge:   I bet this last time’s the one time too many   The rush of waiting is burning through my head   Right after supper her brother shower’s twice a week He kicks my ass so much that filthy white inbred Verse 3:   I’ve made mistakes by looking in the wrong window   Her dad is big and I’ve never seen his face   I’ve been here two days and I’ll sure be here tomorrow   My lady’s so sweet she likes to entertain (Repeat Chorus) (Repeat Bridge)   Mark: Bass Solo x6 Outro: x2 (hold) _________________________________ 3.) Dammit Key: C Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: C -   x32010 G -   320003 Am -  x02210 F -   133211 Dm -  xx0231 C/E - 032xxx Intro: ----  x4 Verse 1:   its all right to tell me   what you think about me   i won’t try to argue   or hold it against you   i know that you’re leaving   you must have your reason   the season is calling   your pictures are falling down Interlude: ---- x2 Verse 2:   the steps that i retrace   the sad look on your face   the timing the structure   did you hear? he fucked her   a day late a buck sort   i’m riding the report   i’m losing and failing   when i move i’m failng Chorus 1: now and it will happen once again your turn to a friend someone that understands sees through a master plan but everybody’s gone and i’ve been here for to long to face this on your own Well I guess this is growing up   Well I guess this is growing up      Verse 3:   and maybe i’ll see you   at a movie sneak preview   you show up and walk by   in the arm of that guy   and I’ll smile and you’ll wave   and pretend it’s ok   the charade it won’t last  we he’s gone   i won’t come back Chorus 2: back and it will happen once again your turn to a friend someone that understands sees through a master plan but everybody’s gone and i’ve been here for to long to face this on your own Well I guess this is growing up   Well I guess this is growing up      Interlude: --/----/- Outro:   Well I guess this is growing up   Well I guess this is growing up   Well I guess this is growing up   Well I guess this is growing up   Well I guess this            C(hold) is growing up __________________________________________ 4.) Boring Key: A Chords used: A      x02220 Bm     x24432 A/C#   x476xx D      xx0232 E      022100 C#m    x46654 Intro: A  E  x4 / Verse 1:   You don’t need nothing   And I know that you won’t even try   Don’t wait for me to help you   It’s too late for any of my advice Chorus:            No trust          All I got is lies            Boring            All right Interlude: / Verse 2:   Misplaced your values   Forgot the importance of being right   Don’t sit there and act humble   I’ve heard your story a thousand times (Repeat Chorus) Interlude:    x4 Bass Solo: Outro: (hold) ___________________________________________ 5.) Dick Lips Key: A Chords used: A/C#   x476xx or x42220 D      xx0232 A      x02220 E      022100     244222 Intro: /         x2 Verse 1: Please mom You ground me all the time I know that I was right All along And I’m hoping Remember I’m a kid I know not what I did Just having fun Refrain: You couldn’t wait for something new And yesterday I thought of you It left me to think as if I couldn’t walk away It’s too late I fell through Chorus: Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores    Nothing to do They can’t trust me because I blew it once before Interlude: /         x2 Verse 2: Shit dad Please don’t kick my ass I know I’ve seen you trashed At least one time Can I blame it On one of my dumb friends It’s been awhile Since I have used that line (Repeat Refrain and Chorus) (Alright) A   x4                   (Repeat Chorus) end on A(hold) _________________________________ 6.) Waggy Key: A Chords used: A    x02220 D    xx0232 Bm   x24432 Intro:       x2 Verse 1: Watching your house shrink away in my rear view mirror As I drive away Wishing that I could take back all those words that meant nothing That I didn’t say I’m trying to be what you want me to be But it’s so damn hard to keep playing the part of the fool Week after week Chorus 1:    I think you need some time alone    You say you want someone to call your own Open you eyes You can suck in your pride You can live your life all on your own Interlude:    x2 Verse 2: Is this all going to be just another time    That we play this game I’ve tried to convince you that things could be different but somehow they end up the same But what did you expect from me    What am I supposed to do You say that you’re starting to feel like you’re getting lost Well I do too Chorus 2:    I don’t want to live this lie again    I know I’ll get it right but I don’t know when I’ll open my eyes I’ve got something inside I’ll just jack off in my room until noon Bass Solo:      x2 Interlude:      x2 Outro:   It’s never over till it’s done    And I don’t think that you’re the one (Repeat x4)    (hold) _________________________________ 7.) Enthused Key: D Chords used: D     xx0232 A     x02220 Bm    x24432 G     320033 Em7   022030     Intro:      x2 Beat changes from slow to fast        x2 x2 Verse 1:   Am I strungout crazy or not allowed   To be the one who gets stupid over you   Lazy (lazy) laidback (laidback) maybe you’re just on crack Why am I the one who gets fucked up and confused GO! Interlude:   x4 x2 Verse 2:   She doesn’t care at all   She doesn’t care at all   She doesn’t care about those times we never shared at all Interlude:   x4 Verse 3:   If I were the last   Of the few who always ask   Would you still be the same person that I knew   And if it’s for me A(hold)   Another boring story   I swear I’ll act enthused Outro: Beat switched back from fast to slow                  (hold) _______________________________ 8.) Untitled Key: B Chords used: B     x24442 E     022100 F#    244322    466444 Intro:      x2 Verse 1:   I think of awhile ago   We might have had it all   I was so stupid then   You needed time to grow   But now just as things change   As well my feelings do   In time things rearrange   I am so sick of chasing you Chorus 1:    But what do I get cause just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you And playing those games as I wait for your call And now I give up so goodbye and so long Interlude: Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!!   x2 Verse 2:   It’s not a change of pace   This time I’ll get it right   It’s not a change of taste   I was the one there last night You have your other friends   They were there when you cried   Didn’t mean to hurt you then   Best friends just won’t leave your side (Repeat Chorus 1) Interlude:      x4 Verse 3:   It’s not a change of pace   This time I’ll get it right   It’s not a change of taste E(hold)   I was the one there last night Chorus 2:    When I needed you most When I needed a friend You let me down now Like I let you down then So sorry   it’s over (ahh...)               _________________________________ 9.) Apple Shampoo Key: C Chords used: C    x32010 G    320003 Am   x02210 F    133211      Dm   xx0231 Verse 1:   She didn’t mean to   deceive you believe me   But sometimes the hardest part is conceiving Refrain 1:   The good intentions that you had Now only came to this And although she saw the mark   The arrow missed Verse 2:   It isn’t exciting   reciting the stories   Of kind words turned hurting   when routine gets boring   Refrain 2:   Both getting tired of punk rock clubs And both playing in punk rock bands The start was something good   But some good things must end Interlude:   x2 Verse 3: And she said "It could never survive With such differing lives One home one out on tour again We may never come back The strike of a match The candle’s buring at both ends" Interlude:   x2 Verse 4:   And now she knows too much And I’m too fucked up It’s awkward trying to make my move I’ll pretend that I’m fine Show up right on time But I know I’ll never be that cool Refrain 3:   I never wanted to hold you back I’m just trying to hold on    But my chance is gone Chorus:   I know just where I stand a boy Trapped in the body of a man and   I’ll take what you’re willing to give And I’ll teach myself to live With a walk on part of a background shot From a movie I’m not in Interlude:   x2 Bridge:   She’s so important   And I’m so retarded Refrain 4:   And now I realize I should have kissed you in L.A. But I drove home all alone As if I had a choice anyway Where are you coming from? What are you running from? Is it so hard to see? And if you’re feeling scared Remember the time we shared You know it meant everything (everything) You know that it meant everything to me         You know that it meant everything to me Outro:   x2 (hold) _______________________________ 10.) Emo Key: E Chords used: B     x24442 C#m   x46654 A     x02220 E     022100    244222 Esus4 022200 E/Bb  022300 E/B   022400 Intro: -- ------ x2 ---- x2 Verse 1:   One more time you will laugh without it And he’ll never try to give you more And I don’t care cause he is such a dick He treats you like you a  stupid whore And it seems like things will never change You go on every cloud is in your way And I know you feel empty all the time You’ll never listen to anything that I say Chorus 1: say She’s better off sleeping on the floor because she fell right off when all are said you know It’s okay to just want more Post Chorus: ----  x2 Verse 2:   Why leave when you claim it is love? But why stay when you’re not the only one? She’s proved she’s strong   Be brave be strong Bridge: -Esus4-/-/- Bass: ----- x4 Outro:   She’s better off sleeping on the floor She’s better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed)   She’s better off sleeping on the floor She’s better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed)   She’s better off sleeping on the floor She’s better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed)   She’s better off sleeping on the floor   She’s better off sleeping on the floor   She’s better off sleeping on the floor She’s better off sleeping on the floor ________________________________________ 11.) Josie Key: B Chords used: B     x24442 E     022100 F#    244322 C#m   x46654 Intro: B  x4 Bass Solo:    x3       Verse 1: Mark: Yeah my girlfriend takes me home when I’m too drunk to drive and she doesn’t get all jealous when I hang out with the guys she laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does she brings me mexican food from Sombrero’s just because (yeah just because) Verse 2: Mark: And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C. and she’s so smart and independent I don’t think she needs me quite half as much as I know I need her I wonder why there’s not another guy that she’d prefer Refrain: Mark: And when I feel like giving up like my world is falling down I show up at 3 am she’s still up watching Vacation and I see her pretty face it takes me away to a better place and Chorus: Tom: I know that everything I know that everything I know that everything Mark: everything’s gonna be fine Tom: I know that everything I know that everything I know that everything Mark: everything’s gonna be fine Verse 3: Mark: Yeah my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road and it doesn’t seem to matter that I’m lacking in the bulge she laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does she brings me mexican food from Sombrero’s just because (Repeat Refrain) (Repeat Chorus twice) Bass Solo:    x3       (Repeat Chorus twice) _____________________________ 12.) A New Hope Key: G Chords used: G    320033 Am   x02210 C    x32010 D    xx0232 Em   022000 F#   244322 Intro:           x2           x2 Verse 1:   i’ve got her in my head   At night when i go to bed And I know it sounds lame But she’s the girl of my dreams   And of course I’d do anything for her I’d search the moons of Endor I’d even walk naked through the deserts of Tatooine Chorus: Princess Leia where are you tonight? And who’s laying   there by your side    Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone Interlude:                     Verse 2:   And even though I’m not as cool as Han I want to still be your man You’re exactly the kind of Alderranian that I need   But when you were available I was drinking Colt 45’s with Lando I was hanging out in the cantina on Moss Eisley (Repeat chorus) G(hold) Beat Changes: Bass Solo:                  Interlude: plam mute           x2 Beat Changes Back:          x3     (hold) Bridge: Ohh ohh Princess Leia              Ohh ohh Princess Leia              (Repeat chorus) End on G(hold) _________________________________ 13.) Degenerate Key: Bb                  Chords used: Bb   x13331 F    133211 Dm   xx0231 Eb   x68886      Cm   X35543 Intro:   x2 Verse 1:   Crossed the street Naked at night   Bent over to show some moonlight   Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down   Nude in a gutter is how I was found   Thrown in a police car and the door slammed   No noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed Now in prison for one month no one to see All I got is this guy Ben Dover Chorus:   Don’t like hesh don’t like rap Kicked ol’ Sally cause she’s fat I’m a jerk I’m a punk Took a shower cause I stunk Smoked a bong killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Interlude: Fast:   x2 Slow: x2 Verse 2:   Went to a farm to tip some cows   Forgot that I left my pants down   Bent over to pick them up   Felt a twelve gauge right in my hum didi hum The famer took me to his house   Showed me the closet from the inside out   The police came and took me away   Saw Ben Dover again and he’s still gay (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: Fast:   x4 Slow: x2 (Repeat chorus) End on Bb(hold) ___________________________________ 14.) Lemmings Key: B Chords used: B       x24442 F#      244322 E       022100 C#m     x46654 F#/Bb   x143xx B/D#    x698xx Intro:        x2 Verse 1:   A freight train to the right feeling that sting of pride It’s fucking with me it’s fucking with you All’s fair in love and war until you say it isn’t but you’re wrong   Words on the back of flyers my clothes are in the dryer It means nothing nothing is changing La familia is dead and gone the children grew up and moved on Chorus: Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time? I’m only asking for what is mine  I wanted everything   I got it and now I’m gonna Throw it away I’ll throw it away (yeah) Interlude:    x2 Verse 2:   Time fading and a box of glazed pulling fly bys on days When we   were young and innocent Elbow drop Sundays when Mark Eaton got beat to shit   Laughing at the bands we hate all the spots we used to skate They’re still there but we’ve gone our own ways   I know it’s for the best but sometimes I wonder Will I ever have friends like you again? (Repeat Chorus) Interlude:   #/     x2 (Repeat Chorus) Interlude: / x2 x2 Outro:   You’re gonna drown in the mess you make   Your self inflicted hate   You turn your back on the friends you lose    When they don’t follow all your rules   But people are what they wanna be    They’re not lemmings to the sea   Maybe it’s time you looked at yourself   And stop blaming life    E           B(hold) on someone else ________________________________ 15.) I’m Sorry Key: A Chords used: A      x02220 E      022100 D      xx0232 E/G#   476xxx Bm     x24432 Intro:          x2 Tom:   Don’t bide your time Cause it is almost over And I know you’re down And I’ll see you around And I know it hurts But you’re just getting older And I know you’ll win        E           A(hold) You’ll do it once again Beat Changes: /     x3 /            x2 Verse 1: Tom:   Just yesterday   It always seemed like such a dream We’re unstoppable indestructable Nothing happens to our machine And there’s no harm   At least nothing we can see As for you not so true He couldn’t choose where his road would lead Interlude:          x2 Verse 2: Tom:   What a loss You just lost all your sleep And we’ve always thought   That this could never happen you see That it’s so hard   You gotta get up on your feet Cause the only way I gotta say Is to move on through the week Chorus: Tom:   Don’t bide your time Cause it is almost over And I know you’re down And I’ll see you around And I know it hurts But you’re just getting older And I know you’ll win You’ll do it once again Interlude:          x2 Bridge: Mark:   I’m Sorry I’m sorry   I’m Sorry I’m sorry   I’m Sorry I’m sorry   I’m Sorry I’m sorry (Repeat x4) Tom: will enter after mark’s 5th time of I’m sorry   This Happened to you    This Happened to you (Repeat x2) (Repeat Chorus) Interlude:          x2 Outro: Mark: Speaking to his dog Oh yeah oh man too many beers... Wha... what’s going on? Ahh... yeah there we go. Whoooo. Okay. Uh no wait hang on a second... ahh yeah. Rexie here boy! Here Rex! Come on boy! Come on boy! Oh good boy! Oh you wanna drink don’t you! You’re a little thirsty dog aren’t you! Come here boy okay here ya go here drink a little there ya go good doggy! Good doggy! Oh Rex you like that huh. I like you Rex.