Where Its At

Standard Tuning EADGBe Intro/main riff:                                    B|----5---5-7--8~----------------8-7~--3-3--5-5-------------| |----5---5-7--9~----------------9-7~--4-4--6-6-------------| A|--0---0----------7--7-9--0-0~-------------------7h9-0-0~--| |----------------------------------------------------------| * - the chords may not make sense without the timing from the main riff above Verse 1: There’s a destination a little up the road from the habitations and the towns we know A place we saw the lights turn low with the jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts two turntables and a microphone Bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands Chorus 1: Where it’s at! I got two turntables and a microphone Where it’s at! I got two turntables and a microphone Where it’s at! I got two turntables and a microphone Where it’s at! I got two turntables and a microphone ["take me home in my elevator bones!"] ["that was a good drum break!"] Verse 2: Pick yourself up off the side of the road with your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones Members only hyponotizers move through the womb like ambulance drivers Shine your shoes with your microphone blues here suits with your parachute fruits Passing the dutchie from coast to coast let the man get loose while I rock the most Chorus 2: Where it’s at! I got two turntables and a microphone Where it’s at! I got two turntables and a microphone Bridge: Horn break: ["What about those who swing both ways? AC-DC’s?] [Play Main riff over a lengthy instrumental break] Chorus 3: Where it’s at! I got two turntables and a microphone Where it’s at! I got two turntables and a microphone Horn Break: ["Oh dear me. Make Out City is a two-horse town"] ["That’s beautiful Dad."] ["Get my microphone...."] Verse 3 (same as verse 1): There’s a destination a little up the road from the habitations and the towns we know A place we saw the lights turn low with the jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts two turntables and a microphone Bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands Chorus 4: Where it’s at! I got two turntables and a microphone Where it’s at! I got two turntables and a microphone Outro: (play main riff till fade) ["I got plastic on my mind telephone plastic baby"] (fade out)