When in Rome (I Do as the Romans Do)
Barbra Streisand
When in Spain for reasons I don't explain I remain enjoying a brew Don't deplore my fondness for fundador You know how a fundador can lead to a few And baby when in Rome I do as the Romans do If per chance I'm saying farewell to France And romance drops in from the blue Cher amour I beg of you please endure My taking a brief de tour with somebody new It's just that when in Rome I do as the Romans do And though from Italy I lie to you prettily Why think of me bitterly? You know that I'm true 'Cept now and then in Rome I get that old yen in Rome And nat'rally when in Rome I do as the Romans do If I write happily "Best wishes from Napoli" Don't cable me snappily to tell me we're through 'Cause once again in Rome in somebody's den in Rome Well honey when in Rome I do as the Romans So just disregard the signs and the omens When in Rome I do as the Romans do