Teddy Picker Acoustic

Despair to the point till they provoke The punchline before they have told the joke The sheer desperation to be seen Staring at the television screen Despair to the point where they provoke You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke Sorry sunshine it doesn’t exist It wasn’t in the top 100 list And it’s the thousandth time and it’s even bolder Don’t be surprised when you get bent over He told ya that you were gagging for it She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn’t what it seemed The kids all dream of making it whatever that means Another variation on a theme A tangle on the television and the magazine D’you reckon that they do it for a joke? D’you reckon that they make ’em take an oath? That says "we are defenders Of any poseur or professional pretender around" When did your list replace the twist and turn? Ah the fist replaced the kissed-on concern And if you’re bothered I don’t want your prayers Save it for the morning after Solo                               And it’s the thousandth time and it’s even bolder Don’t be surprised when you get bent over He told ya that you were gagging for it Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker Not quick enough can I have it quicker? Already thick and you’re getting thicker Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker Not quick enough can I have it quicker? Already thick and you’re getting thicker Asuming that all things are equal Who’d want to be men of the people               When there’s people like you?