Mr Schwartz

Fdim7   123131 [Intro] [Verse 1] Gsus4          G                 Am Fdim7 Put your heavy metal to the test Might be half a love song in it all for you Gsus4            G                    Am Fdim7 Timing wise it’s probably for the best Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute [Chorus] Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew Wardrobe’s lint-rolling your velveteen suit Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes [Verse 2] Gsus4          G               Am Fdim7 Gradually it’s coming into view It’s like your little directorial debut Gsus4             G            Am Fdim7 As fine a time as any to deduce The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue [Chorus] Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew Wardrobe’s lint-rolling your velveteen suit Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes [Bridge] And if we guess who I’m pretending to be Do we win a prize? Having attempted twice both incorrectly Do we get a third try? [Verse 3] Gsus4                      G                   Am Fdim7 The gloved hand’s reaching in to hit the switch There’s not one god damn thing that you can do about this [Chorus] Mr. Schwartz is having tea with the grips Asking after all the wives and the kids It’s at the heart of what the business is