Despair In The Departure Lounge

Intro: He’s pining for her In a people carrier   There might be buildings and pretty things to see like that But architecture won’t do   Although it might say a lot about the city or town I don’t care what they’ve got keep on turning them down   It don’t say the funny things she does Don’t even try and cheer him up because It just won’t happen             He’s got the feeling again This time on the aeroplane   There might be tellys in the back of the seats in front But Rodney and Del won’t do Although it might take your mind off the aches and the pains Laugh when he falls through the bar but you’re feeling the same   ’Cause she isn’t there to hold your hand She won’t be waiting for you when you land   It feels like she’s just nowhere near   You could well be out on your ear   This thought comes closely followed by the fear   And the thought of it Makes you feel a bit Ill             Yesterday I saw a girl Who looked like someone you might knock about with And almost shouted   And then reality kicked in within us It seems as we become the winners   You lose a bit of summat And half wonder if you won it at all And don’t say ’owt ’cause you’ve got no idea And she’s still nowhere near   And the thought comes closely followed by the fear   And the thought of it Makes you feel a bit (no chords) ...Ill   Despair in the departure lounge It’s one and they’ll still be around at three No signal and low battery   (no chords) What’s happened to me