A Million Ways To Die

A Million Ways to Die Written by Joel McNeely & Seth MacFarlane Recorded by Alan Jackson Album: "A Million Ways to Die in the West" Soundtrack (2014) (Capo on 1) Intro.:  |Am  x 8 Cowboys and pioneers come lend your eyes and ears I’ve got the need to testi-fy Don’t try to build your nest out in the open West ’Cause there’s a million ways to die Solo:  |Am  x 2 Six bullets in the gut or just a papercut Too many ways to quanti-fy They’ll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough ’Cause there’s a million ways to die                     A million ways to die     It’s a hundred and one in the shade or the sun if you fall a-sleep you fry A million ways to die You can live like a saint but there just really ain’t No a-voidin’ a million ways to die Solo:  |  |  |  |  |  |  | Small pox and bigger pox and deadly tomahawks Or God forbid you steal a pie They’ll blast you into shards for playin’ good at cards ’Cause there’s a million ways to die Solo:  |Bbm  x 2                              Out on the desert plains it hardly ever rains And you can hear coyotes cry They’ll eat you up and then they’ll shit you out a-gain ’Cause there’s a million ways to die                        A million ways to die            | With whoosh and whack there’s knife in your back ’cause you got a fancy tie A million ways to die It’s a kick in the pants but you don’t have a chance of es-capin’ A million ways to die                              A million ways to die