Next Contestant

(intro)   I judge by what she’s wearing Just how many heads I’m tearing Off of assholes coming on to her Each night seems like it’s getting worse And I wish she’d take the night off So I don’t have to fight off Every asshole coming on to her It happens every night she works They’ll go and ask the DJ Find out just what would she say If they all tried coming on to her Don’t they know it’s never going to work They think they’ll get inside her With every drink they buy her As they all try coming on to her This time somebody’s getting hurt Here comes the next contestant Is that your hand on my girlfriend? Is that your hand?       I wish you’d do it again I’ll watch you leave here limping I wish you’d do it again I’ll watch you leave here limping                             () There goes the next contestant I even fear the ladies They’re cool but twice as crazy Just as bad for coming on to her Don’t they know it’s never going to work Each time she bats an eyelash Somebody’s grabbing her ass Everyone keeps coming on to her This time somebody’s getting hurt Here comes the next contestant Is that your hand on my girlfriend? Is that your hand?       I wish you’d do it again I’ll watch you leave here limping I wish you’d do it again I’ll watch you leave here limping                             () There goes the next contestant I’m hating what she’s wearing Everybody here keeps staring Can’t wait ’til they get what they deserve This time somebody’s getting hurt Here comes the next contestant Is that your hand on my girlfriend? Is that your hand?       I wish you’d do it again I’ll watch you leave here limping I wish you’d do it again I’ll watch you leave here limping                             () There goes the next contestant I wish you’d do it again Each night seems like it’s getting worse I wish you’d do it again This time somebody’s getting hurt There goes the next contestant