Bobby Brown

Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown They say I'm the cutest boy in town My car is fast, my teeth are shiny I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney Here I am at a famous school I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her Oh God I am the American dream I do not think I'm too extreme And I'm a handsome son of a bitch N.C. I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich N.C. (Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job) Women's liberation Came creeping all across the nation I tell you people, I was not ready When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy She made a little speech then Uuh, she tried to make me say when She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick Oh God I am the American dream But now I smell like Vaseline I'm a miserable son of a bitch N.C. Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which N.C. (I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder) So I went out and bought me a leisure suit I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Got a job doing radio promo And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo Eventually me and a friend Sort of drifted along into S&M I can take about an hour on the tower of power As long as I gets a little golden shower Oh God, I am the American dream With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream And I'll do anything to get ahead N.C. I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred" Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now, I'm going down And my name is Bobby Brown N.C. Watch me now, I'm going down And my name is Bobby Brown N.C. Watch me now, I'm going down