I'm A Woman
Bette Midler
Intro: Verse one I canwash out 44 pairsofsocksandhave ’em hangin out ontheline I canstarch&iron 2 dozensshirts ’foreyoucancountfrom 1 to 9 I canscoopup a great big dipperfulloflardfromthedrippinscan Throw it in theskillet go out & do my shopping bebackbefore it melts in thepan ’Cause I’m a woman! W...o.....m...a....n I’llsay it again Verse Two I canrub&scrubthisoldhouse til it’sshininlike a dime Feedthe baby greasethecar &powdermy face atthesame time Getalldressedup go out and swing til 4 a.m. andthen Laydownat 5 jumpupat 6 and start all over again ’Cause I’m a woman! W...o.....m...a....n I’llsay it again Verse three Ifyou come to me sicklyyouknowI’mgonnamakeyouwell Ifyou come to me allhexedupyouknowI’mgonna break thespell Ifyou come to me hungryyouknowI’mgonnafillyoufullofgrits Ifit’slovinyou’relikin I’llkissyouandgiveyoutheshiverin’ fits ’Cause I’m a woman! W...o.....m...a....n I’llsay it again Verse four I canstretch! a greenblackdollarbillfromheretokingdom come I can play thenumberspaythebillsand still endupwith some I got a twenty-dollargoldpiecesaysthereain’tnothing I can’t do I canmake a dress out of a feed bag and I canmake a man out ofyou ’Cause I’m a woman! W...o.....m...a....n I’llsay it again ’Cause I’m a woman! W...o.....m...a....n I’llsay it again